Okay. Our Constitution has failed us, and our communities have failed us, so it’s time to re-coop and re-organize our thinking. I’m sorting this out here to make sure I get it right.
Most important is that we don’t like blacks and we don’t like Jews. I’m not quite sure why these two are lumped together like this, because they have nothing to do with each other, but that’s the way it is. It’s not mine to question why…
I’m pretty sure that we don’t like Jews because it has something to do with money. So the richer a Jew is, probably the worse that is. And the reason to not like blacks is because they are black. But I can’t quite sort out if we dislike them all the same, or if we dislike the blackest ones the worse. I think, probably, the latter is the case… though maybe we just dislike them all. So hard to keep all this clear.
I think that if a person is only a quarter Jew that it’s okay. That’s not enough to make a difference. But I’m pretty sure that a quarter black is still fully black. I know for absolute sure that half black is still 100% black. But what about half Jews? Maybe it has to do with which way they choose to go. If they go to the Christian side, then it might be okay.
We like Japanese just fine. We used to hate them the most. In fact, we had them locked up at one time. But we let them out and we like them just fine now. I think we also like Koreans just fine now as well, mostly because they have been really good Korean wives and have behaved themselves pretty good. I’m not sure about Chinese, but I think we won’t be liking them much longer. Which is a shame, because I can’t tell all these folks apart, so I’m likely to make mistakes.
We don’t like Muslims and that’s for sure. They wear funny hats and stuff, so it’s easy to keep clear. There are some people who wear turbans though, and I think they are some other religion. I’ll have to wait and find out if we hate them or not. I’m sure my neighbors will let me know that straight off.
I don’t think we straight-out dislike Mexicans. After all, they are pretty useful to have around. I think all the bad ones are going to be shipped off, and mostly they just kind of stay quiet, so we don’t really have to worry about it.
We definitely like fetuses, that’s always been agreed on by both sides. But now we don’t give a flying ass-wipe about what happens to them after they are born. We are finally free of the baggage of having to feed and educate the things. That’s a relief!
We like women okay, but only if they are absolutely perfect. First of all, they need to be young and hot, and certainly should not be uppity or get less hot with age. Women are really handy when they are good waitresses, and when they clean up things nicely. Often these women aren’t too hot, but it’s okay as long as they smile all the time.
I think that’s it. Have I left anything out?